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Top Ten for October 2001: The Top Ten treats given out on Halloween?
Honorable Mention:
Leftovers
Dog biscuits
THE TOP TEN!
10. The mutants gave out empty shaving cream cans, eggshells, and used toilet paper
9. Rotten apples
8. Chocolate covered Burbils
7. Used motor oil from Panthro
6. Glasses of Liquid from Mumm-Ra's cauldron
5. Freebies given by Pumyra and Cheetara
4. Candied ThunderCats
3. Bloody Snarf heads
2. Kit- Kat's
1. Nothing Amuck got it all!
Top Ten for September 2001: The Top Ten Mumm-Ra excuses to the Ancient Spirits Of Evil?
Honorable Mention:
Ma-Mutt kept hiding my door keys and I couldn't just leave the place unlocked anyone could walk in and rob my priceless Elton john vinyl records!
I listened to you!!
THE TOP TEN!
10. I was on the phone with my Mummy...
9. Jaga told the ThunderCats how to beat me again, and I can't do much against the dead, because I am the Ever living.
8. I've just updated the Cauldron from cable to satellite, and the reception is not as good
7. The ancient magician never said the potion had an exportation date.
6. I just washed my bandages, and I just can't do a thing with them
5. I was busy working on Thunder Puzzle 5
4. I was too busy laughing at the Mummy returns DVD
3. WilyKit stole my skirt, and I had nothing to ware but her stupid outfit.
2. I'm not getting that great of a response from my Monster.Com evil minion wanted ad.
1. All my brains are in a jar in the back room
Top Ten for August 2001: Top Ten Lunattac excuses to Mumm-Ra?
Honorable Mention:
Sky Tomb broke down.
You let us get written out in the middle of the third season.
THE TOP TEN!
10. Luna mooned the ThunderCats, but we saw it to.
9. Were moon people, we fight on the moon, this is not the moon.
8. Mandora gave me another speeding ticket-Chilla
7. We are still messed up from being encased in lava.
6. TugMug's aim is worse then Snarf's lines in the show.
5. We were busy watching reruns of Gilligan's Island.
4. Alluro's ego wasn't as big as Lion-O's.
3. Amuck stepped on my foot.
2. Chilla's dress melted in the heat of battle
1. As soon as we win, we lose our jobs.
Top Ten for July 2001: The Top Ten Mutant excuses to Mumm-Ra?
Honorable Mention:
The samoflange blew up.
It can see everything, it can make force fields, it can blast threw the
thickest walls, and it can create a really cool light show, and that's only
the leaders sword.
THE TOP TEN!
10. The bird came up with the plan
9. Because Ted Wolf got angry at Monkian and cast the cats as the heroes
8. They get more screen time thus more practice.
7. "We did win, your cauldron must be broken"; Slythe
6. They have women that know how to reward a victory
5. Our new underwear was so tight that we had to keep stopping to adjust
ourselves!!!
4. They have a better health insurance plain then us, dam HMOs.
3. They don't spend all day making excuses
2. They had Snarfs!!
1. It was our day off, you should have call the lunatics
Top Ten for June 2001: The Top Ten never released Burgerking toys?
Honorable Mention:
A realistic psychic club that can memorize any one it is used on.
Mystery pellets, each one dose something different, just like the ones used
by the twins on the show.
THE TOP TEN!
10. Life-sized Sword of Omens!
9. Real ThunderCat hair balls.
8. A 1/64th scale model of Mumm-Ra including all 206 bones.
7. A coupon redeemable for a free Snarf.
6. A Mumm-Ra figure that opens the star of Thundera and blows up when you
push the button on his back!
5. A mini Luna doll, with a string that when pulled once, won't stop
screaming for hours.
4. Wind up Warrior Maidens that will do an erotic dance for you.
3. A documentary video titled "what the ThunderCat writers do in their spare
time".
2. A roll of Mumm-Ra's instant mummification tape.
1. Lion-O's dirty laundry
Top Ten for May 2001: The Top Ten Reasons why Mumm-Ra did not get a role in the 1999 film, The Mummy?
Honorable Mention:
Mumm-Ra's animation would show up the Cgi in The Mummy.
His human form was too damn ugly!
They wanted a much younger mummy for the part.
Because even with all the CGI and Hollywood make-up artists, he's still just too darn ugly!
THE TOP TEN!
10. Because he blasted his way out of the locked sarcophagus, after the key disappeared the same day the ThunderCats visited the set.
9. The ASOE wouldn't give him time off until he got rid of the ThunderCats.
8. He was having a nice nap during that particular decade.
7. Because Mumm-Ra kept claming to have been the original author of the gold book.
6. He already has a contract with Warner bros.
5. Because he didn't portray the character realistically
4. The producer actually watched ThunderCats.
3. He was caught showing Patricia Velasquez his flaming sword.
2. The special effects crew had problems with Ma-Mutt chewing on all the "corpses."
1. The makeup crew uses mirrors.
Top Ten for April 2001: The Top Ten springtime Activities/ Adventures for the Thunder Twins?
Honorable Mention:
Work on new gimmicks to fool bartenders.
Give Snarf his by annual bath.
THE TOP TEN!
10. Signal Sky Tomb to land on a pad of freshly laid concrete.
9. Convert Mumm-Ra's pyramid into a giant birdhouse complete with 4 different statues for birds to sit on.
8. Take a tour of Cartoon networks corporate offices with their bag of tricks.
7. Make their own moves and sell them on the Internet.
6. The annual itching fruit harvest.
5. Just playing with them selves
4. Head to Amsterdam, Jamaica, and Cancun
3. Go deep-sea skinny-dipping, to moon Dr. Dome Tone
2. Help Panthro make the air conditioner work better by replacing the body wash with hair removal gel.
1. Create a dating service and send the Mutants on blind dates with each other.
March 2001: The Top Ten things the Lunatacs might plant in their garden?
Honorable Mention:
Cat nip
Weed
THE TOP TEN! 10. TugMug's Gravity Carbon
9. The rusting hulks of their vehicles
8. The ThunderCats
7. Carrots and Cucumbers for Luna
6. All fans who like Mutants better
5. Tomatoes, Pumpkins, lettuce, corn, Snarfer, beats, basil, radishes, and hot peppers.
4. Mumm-Ra, with a fire hydrant marker for Ma-Mutt to use
3. Pod people, to be placed in Cats Lair and the Tower of Omens.
2. Caption Bragg, with Caption Cracker as a scarecrow
1. Cartoon Network Executives.
February 2001: The Top Ten Valentine gift ideas for the Mutants?
Honorable Mention:
Extra bandages from Mumm-Ra, so that every one will be well, when he gets his next idea for the ThunderCats extinction.
THE TOP TEN! 10. An email from Cheetara with a quick cam presentation attached.
9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures for everyone.
8. Earplugs that enable them to block out Luna
7. Locks for their doors
6. A bill for the pollution and damage that has been done to the swamp
5. A free counseling seminar to help them become winners
4. A promise from Lion-Ho to lose the next fight.
3. A bound and gagged Alluro dressed as a girl gorilla for Monkian
2. Flea and tick killer for Jackalman
1. Chocolate covered laxatives from WilyKit.
January's question: Top Ten funny product placements in the ThunderCats show?
Honorable Mention:
United States Army
Short spots for the Man Show showing Sundays on Comedy Central.
THE TOP TEN! 10. Beer
9. Energizer bunny
8. Fresh step kitty litter
7. Pets.com
6. Meow Mix
5. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Do it your self dog-washing service
3. Ford commercials
2. Condoms
1. Have Lion-O do hair club for men commercials
December's question: Top Ten reasons Snarfer hasn't been killed yet
Honorable Mention:
You don't kill intellectual people.
THE TOP TEN! 10. Who else would be willing to go to third earth for Pizza?
9. Mumm-Ra isn't that good at hitting small targets.
8. He's too young to die.
7. He's too smart to be killed.
6. He's a sharp dresser.
5. Slythe can't find his cookbook.
4. They brain washed safari Joe.
3. Lion-O is looking to replace Snarf.
2. By day Snarfer, by night he's 007.
1. He's good in bed.
November: Top ten items the ThunderCats can eat on Thanksgiving?
Honorable Mention:
Hair balls - street_freak@bikerider.com
Mexican takeout - striped_tiger60@hotmail.com
Frisks - Color Run@aol.com
THE TOP TEN! 10. Wheaties - hell_rider@cliffhanger.com
9. The remnants of the Mc Gruff balloon from Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Mean gutar player@yahoo.com
8. Whatever Snarf didn't burn - Dream10395@aol.com
7. Cheetara, Pumyra, WilyKit - goodkat_badkit@africamail.com
6. Tofu turkey - captain_cracker@therapist.net
5. Vultureman - 2_lane_blacktop@americamail.com
4. Beer - the_extreme_music_adventurer@yahoo.com
3. Some more of those Berries that the twins picked in that episode "Runaways"- hyper_honda@asia-mail.com
2. What every falls off the dusty mummy - wolf_man_jack@witty.com
1. They can eat the big one - big_big_big_bopper@freewheeling.com
October's question: Who (or what) is the best romantic interest for Panthro?
Honorable Mention:
7 layer bean dip
RoBear Berbil Bell
The man behind the book, I saw Elvis at 200 miles per hour by John Force
They guy at the tool counter in Sears
10. His left hand
9. The Thunder Tank
8. Tashi, With her doomgaze and her affect on men, she's the only one who can
keep Panthro interested enough to forget about the Thundertank for any length
of time.
7. WWW.RaceSearch.COM - its like Porno for gear heads
6. Panthor Skeletor's panther battle attack cat form He-Man masters of the
universe.
5. Jack Daniel's
4. A red 1966 Buck Wildcat convertible
3. Tim "The Toolman" Taylor
2. Cat nip
1. Mr. Clean
September's question: Top 10 reasons the ThunderCats are able to breathe in space
Honorable Mention
Is this some type of trick question?
Blondes and red heads can breath anywhere doing anything.
Jaga didn't say they couldn't.
THE TOP TEN!
10. The sword of omens' ability to do anything rubbed off on them.
9. It's quieter up there.
8. They saw mighty mouse do it on TV.
7. Mumm-Ra gave them the power, so they would leave his planet alone.
6. Monkian's non bathing caused the T-Cats to learn how to hold their breath for
long periods of time.
5. They got that way after watching the mermaids under water.
4. They're air heads.
3. WilyKat said so.
2. Monkian told Lion-O he could.
1. They are only supposed to follow the code of Thundera, not the laws of
nature.
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